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Thanksgiving Decor Time!

Looking for an unique Thanksgiving center piece? Look no further!!

From the site: " Serving turkey with all the trimmings? Don’t forget the tampons! Even if they can tell your stuffing came out of a box, your guests will have to look twice to realize this Thanksgiving centerpiece came out of a box – a Tampax box, that is."





Learn how to make this wonderous item HERE

And be sure to check out all the Christmas crafts you can make with boxes of tampax! Decorate your tree with tampons!! Give 'em as gifts!

TAMPON CRAFTS!

Pretty much everything on the site should be here, but make sure you scroll down on the main page and see the TOUPEE made out of tampons for FATHER'S DAY! "real men wear tampons" !!

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kinkakinka
Nov. 2nd, 2008 01:49 pm (UTC)
Oh jesus christ.
spartanwerewolf
Nov. 2nd, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
Sweet monkey-fucking Christ on a crutch with a cracker and a parrot, WHY?. Who thinks this is a good idea? WHO STARTED THE TAMPON TREND, I DEMAND TO KNOW!

Oh Jesus Christ, what are these people thinking?
albinowolf
Nov. 2nd, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
I think it's a waste of money. I'd rather use my tampons for, you know, what they were made for! I really hope these are not recycled tampons they're using... just a little bleach and voila!
spartanwerewolf
Nov. 2nd, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
D: I WAS EATING! Eating FROSTING, no less

OMG, I would not be surprised though. *remembers the bloody tampon earrings* Yeah, ew.
x_creepy_doll_x
Nov. 2nd, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC)
And it's not as though tampons are super cheap, either. I'm sure I've already saved back all the deductible/copay I spent on my hysterectomy by not having to buy them anymore!
jraven
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
WHO STARTED THE TAMPON TREND, I DEMAND TO KNOW!

I demand to have them beaten until they bleed.
wings_unfurling
Nov. 3rd, 2008 08:16 am (UTC)
I demand to have them beaten until they bleed.

THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, THIS.



*rocks back and forth in the corner, sobbing in fear and disgust*
ruska
Nov. 2nd, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
wat.
leaf_kunoichi
Nov. 2nd, 2008 02:21 pm (UTC)
Nothing says "bon appetite" like tampons painted red.
sporetobemore
Nov. 2nd, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
There's very little that can make me lose my appetite on Thanksgiving. That might do it though.
noyeh
Nov. 2nd, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
... and cheap tampons to boot :P
fanbot
Nov. 2nd, 2008 02:54 pm (UTC)
Where are the decorations you can make with the cardboard applicators?
fanbot
Nov. 2nd, 2008 04:01 pm (UTC)
*curls into ball and cries*
chasethefeeling
Nov. 2nd, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
urghh the video of the pan flute in action? IT HURTS MY EARS
ngakmafaery
Nov. 2nd, 2008 02:58 pm (UTC)
...you really made my day...here I was worried about having brain actual damage that threatens my health for real, but now I know that I can fit into this world easily even with it...ahahaha!
marstokyo
Nov. 2nd, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC)
That is truly disgusting!!!
ziggystarduzt
Nov. 2nd, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
My hippie mother made tampon slippers to wear on a retreat with her Unitarian Women's group. *sighs sadly* So not cool.
classicality
Nov. 2nd, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
Jeus Christ, that site is a goddamn goldmine. I could probably spend the rest of my life ugly_crap'ing this place before I end up committing suicide via keyboard headsmash.



Because yes, you're gonna fool everyone with this toupee.
x_creepy_doll_x
Nov. 2nd, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
it looks... used. D:
jraven
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:42 am (UTC)
and old D=
mercystars
Nov. 2nd, 2008 06:38 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh dear...
aequanoctis
Nov. 2nd, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
oh fucking ewwww
romani123
Nov. 2nd, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
I would rather NOT learn to!
x_creepy_doll_x
Nov. 2nd, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
eeewww.
layiliyal
Nov. 2nd, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
Well I think it's fun.
immortalpanda
Nov. 2nd, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
oh gross.
werewolf_lib
Nov. 2nd, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
Yes, tampons! Because remember, ladies -- if you don't spend each and every single solitary moment of every day focusing on something related to your reproductive organs, you are NOT a RealWomanTM!!!
speeding_cars
Nov. 2nd, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC)
What do people think when they come up with this stuff?
'let's celebrate the wonders of being a woman by making a turkey centerpiece!'

i'd rather not have to think about tampons except when I actually have to use them.
chaotic_binky
Nov. 2nd, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
70 tampons to make that piece of shit????
lysimachia
Nov. 2nd, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
See icon.
jraven
Nov. 3rd, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
"your guests will have to look twice to realize this Thanksgiving centerpiece came out of a box – a Tampax box, that is."

Hate to break it to them, but on top of that crotch turkey being ugly, it's damn obviously made out of pooter corks.
wings_unfurling
Nov. 3rd, 2008 08:22 am (UTC)
You know what? My crotch works just fine and is kind enough not to make me think of it more than once a month. That's more than fine with me. This does not make me any less proud to be a woman.


People doing shit like this however, make me want to turn myself into a man to avoid sharing my gender with them. Enough with the whole celebration of being a blood bath once a month already!!!!!
mme_le_strange
Nov. 3rd, 2008 11:48 am (UTC)
I just don't get this whole obsession with tampons and genitalia-as-crafts/art. WTF?? Let's face it, we all have them (genitals that is, not tampons!), we all know what they look like, so why do we need knitted penis cushions, vagina pendants, breast beanies etc?

And now tampon turkeys. Just ewwwwwwwww.

poupeemarie
Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
this seriously makes me ill looking at it. who the hell wants to EAT near a statue made of rainbow used-looking tampons??
and it made me lol that there's a website dedicated to the artistry of feminine products.
olivertwisted2
Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
can you imagine going to the store and stocking up on tamps just for your arts and crafts -- geez they cost enough just to use once a month - nevermind for all your holiday decorating!! and sorry, just can't see myself shredding tampons at the kitchen table
gi_janearng
Nov. 3rd, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
It doesn't even look that well made...
missspottyjane
Nov. 4th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
It seems really wasteful, on top of everything else.
painwillchange
Nov. 4th, 2008 05:15 am (UTC)
NO. Just NO. DDD:
rocza
Nov. 4th, 2008 06:55 am (UTC)
Ahaahaaahahahaha....

Your period comes every month, but Xmas comes only once a year. So bring that menstrual joy to this holiday season with these tampon tree decorations. From a string of tampon lights to a star at the top of the tree, feminine hygiene has never been so festive!


I'm going to get all faux excited about this site and show it to my bf and see how long I can string him along for... muaaaahahhahaa.
wisenboi
Nov. 7th, 2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
Omni-shudder mode, shuddervate!
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