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Mar. 19th, 2009 at 9:49 AM

I found these hideous malfunctions posted on someone else's blog:

She pretty much summed up all my thoughts, which I was grateful for, because I was too busy having a mild seizure:

"So I know the dropped crotch thing is working its way around the runways and shops, but seriously. How does a person walk in these? What kind of top do you pair with them? Is the purple and gray pattern meant to distract from the ridiculous fit? And why are they $95?"

Also, when I clicked on the link that is supposed to take me to the original product page, it said that the item was currently OUT OF STOCK. How can this even be happening?!

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madwitch wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC)

What the fuck is that.

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porcelain72 wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)

Sadly, there are people who will wear pretty much anything if it someone claims that they're "fashionable." Looking stupid is second to being trendy.

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_96 wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)

this
sometimes I wonder if fashun industry does this on purpose, like throws something hideous out there and laughs at all those idiots who actually wear it.

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faesdeynia wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:12 pm (UTC)

I would. Obviously it works.

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minusturtytwo wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)

those things hurt my brain... it's like, I know where her ass/hips/waist are, but afjalkjdfajkf. The pattern is fucking with my perception of it, or something.

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eidna wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)

I lol'd at work.

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charlycrash wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:05 pm (UTC)

I can see being able to walk in them. It's the whole makes-you-look-like-a-mutant thing I'm not really feeling.

Oh, and that fucking Zubaz-tastic pattern.

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sleepsong wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)

It's for a pregnant woman who's worried about getting to the hospital in time. This way, she can have the baby in public without having to worry about having to pull her pants down in front of strangers.

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serawench wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:28 pm (UTC)

I lol'd.

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lunachickk wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:15 pm (UTC)

Looks like someone is wearing a poopy diaper under her leggings...

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paloma_n_regina wrote:

Mar. 20th, 2009 12:26 am (UTC)

agreeeeed!

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sporetobemore wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:16 pm (UTC)

I feel like a moron even looking at those, let alone the thought of actually wearing them.

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gi_janearng wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:16 pm (UTC)

God, I get annoyed when my daughter's tights sag at the crotch like that. Why would I want to wear something that did it purposely??

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mranon_y_mous wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)

That's not how you wear a turtle neck shirt.

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rediscover_me wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)

I just threw up in my mouth.

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dances_withcats wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:15 pm (UTC)

Maybe the item is out of stock because someone with some sense set the designer's warehouse or studio on fire?

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paksenarrion2 wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)

I flove your icon. Kermit's expression says it best.

Somebody needs to take the designers pencils away.

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saywhat wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:24 pm (UTC)

FUUUUCK ME.

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bpddjeoomon wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 05:16 pm (UTC)

Sideways?

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mranon_y_mous wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC)

HAI GAI WUTZ GOIN ON IN DIS THRED?

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lysimachia wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)

Are they supposed to be baggy? Tight? Bight? Taggy? WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?

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caelum wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:38 pm (UTC)

It looks to me like you'd have to keep your knees at least a certain length apart at all times in order to keep the fabric taut... otherwise you're walking around with a loose flapping sail in your crotch.

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bpddjeoomon wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 05:17 pm (UTC)

This. Doesn't it start to chafe with all that extra fabric just rolling around between your thighs? I cannot comprehend this fuckery!

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ornithoptercat wrote:

Mar. 20th, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)

Hell, it's like all the discomfort of pantyhose except you'd get chafing from your thighs themselves even if the fabric didn't cause it. BAD BAD BAD.

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yolanda_b wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)

sailing?

Maybe you've hit on it, this could part of one of those parachuting outfits that let you fly on the way down for base jumpers? That's the tail sail!
No other reason merits the existence of these horrible threads.

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teh_dirty_robot wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)

I am overwhelmed by the urge to take a giant pair of scissors to the crotch. I might not stop cutting when I get to the wearer.

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warheart wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 03:52 pm (UTC)

This is like if you took the MC Hammer pants from the 80s and made them out of spandex instead of parachute.

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ornithoptercat wrote:

Mar. 20th, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)

The only way to make 80s fashions worse is to cross them with other 80s fashions!

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xreddestinyx wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC)

...MC Hammer leggings.

Whelp, I've seen it all. *Lights self on fire*

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hideisgod wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)

I'll admit it's an interesting pattern, but whoever's idea it was to sew it like that must be on crack.

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phreakhead wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)

This is good for people with elephantitis or otherwise huge balls. Or maybe its for hipster diapers. This guy would love these pants:

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mercystars wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:58 pm (UTC)

o.O

That looks absolutely PAINFUL, and I'm sure I have NO IDEA.

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soulpaintedstar wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 07:35 pm (UTC)

Can you warn a bitch before you post something like that? Damn woman?!?!? Now I'm going to have nightmares....thanks :-/

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wings_unfurling wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 11:48 pm (UTC)

THIS.

BRB - lighting myself on fire. DDDDDDDDD-8

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memrylikeasieve wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 11:19 pm (UTC)

Elephantiasis. Not -itis.

Scarier than that picture, though, are the ones on BMEzine of the people who induce such a state deliberately.

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ornithoptercat wrote:

Mar. 20th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)

Um. Cue jokes about large balls and bravery? Or something?

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carriec wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)

Somebody was real paranoid they'd get camel toe, so these are Camel Toe Prevention Pants.

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pusscat wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)

One of the worst things I have ever seen in this community (or anywhere else for that matter). And that takes some doing.

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hotclaws wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)

They would look fabulous on me with my bootilious large bum.;-/

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mercystars wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 04:56 pm (UTC)

WAT

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meles_kuila wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)

What kind of shirt would you wear with those I wonder...

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kokopellinelli wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)

I think you could walk around with your upper half completely naked and people wouldn't notice if you wore those pants. They're kinda hypnotic, ya know? Can't stop staring...

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musicboxwaltz wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)

hahahaahah i seriously laughed so hard at this XD

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oopsdididothat wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 08:37 pm (UTC)

Is that the front or the back? How can we misshapen the female body next?

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amnotcute wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)

Why?

But the boots are wonderful.

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lady_lovey wrote:

Mar. 19th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)

what...?

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