May 22nd, 2009

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Fake Screws Do Not Fashion Make

One of my co-workers, who is normally well known for wearing really cute shoes, was wearing these babies the other day:

Now, if you can't tell from the pictures (but you can tell if you go to the sauce and check out the feature that lets you view it from different angles) is that it's essentially a giant plastic piece like a croc (complete with fake screws as a part of the mould), and then the strap over the foot is really nice shiny fancy-looking fake patent snakeskin. So you've got this weird mismatch of croc and 9 West. Oh lord, they're even worse in person!

They also come in silver, white, and giraffe.