She pretty much summed up all my thoughts, which I was grateful for, because I was too busy having a mild seizure:
"So I know the dropped crotch thing is working its way around the runways and shops, but seriously. How does a person walk in these? What kind of top do you pair with them? Is the purple and gray pattern meant to distract from the ridiculous fit? And why are they $95?"
Also, when I clicked on the link that is supposed to take me to the original product page, it said that the item was currently OUT OF STOCK. How can this even be happening?!