I invite you to try to picture this before you view below the cut. I give you the Hood Thong:
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I wonder if it comes with those spaghetti pasties, or if you have to supply your own wet noodles to slap on your boobies.
You can pre-order one today! "Coming to a head and crotch near you!" I'd hate to know how much this atrocity costs.